kristin has been a bad kristin
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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