I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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