is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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