Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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