hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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