windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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