just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
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