Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I want a musical about memes.
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