Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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