I hate your face
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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