i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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