I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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