i would punch a child for taco bell
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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