So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I wish I could punch you in the face.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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