Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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