Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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