I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
third nipple confirmed
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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