scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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