yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I went to an adult Halloween party last night dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire, but I woke up on a stranger's couch surrounded by sleeping children in karate gi's. And I accidentally flushed my granny wig mid-puke, so if they wake up I'm gonna have to convince them that I'm just a weird older man and not a terrible cross dresser.
How did you come to this point in your life?
Good bartenders.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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