very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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