Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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