Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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