If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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