I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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