I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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