North Korea, Best Korea!
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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