if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
two words: eviction party
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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