butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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