she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
