I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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