And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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