his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
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