Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
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