Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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