Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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