I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Randomize
