We should be called the Road Head Warriors
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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