she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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