at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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