Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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