i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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