I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
