Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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