somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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