it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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