Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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