oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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