Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
After last night, I could never be a politician.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
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