Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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