Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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