he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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