i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
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